Too Pee Aur Jee
Too Jee Aur Pee

Sardi Mein Jab Piyoge Yaaron...
Sardi Mein Jab Piyoge Yaaron, Garam Coat Ban Jaaegaa Ye
Aayi Garmee To Madiraa Jal Thandak Tumko Pahunchayegaa

Are, Rang Bharegaa Sapanon Mein, Aankhon Mein Jab Ye Bas Jaaegaa
Man Ko Tere Meet Tera Bas Yaheen Kaheen Pe Mil Jaaegaa

Kaahe Ko Too Phire Akela?
Are, Kaahe Ko Too Phire Akela?
Dekh Zaraa Maujon Ko Mela
Too Bhee Aa, Laharaa

Are, Aao Naa Akele Kabhi, Raho Naa Akele Kabhi
Sabhee Se Ye Kahe Ye Kavi
ke Upar-neeche, Aage-peechhe, Chai Kaisee Masti!

Zaraa Pee Aur Jee

Ye Gujarati, Vo Bengali
Ye Gujarati, Vo Bengali, Ye Dilavaala, Vo Dilavaali
Main Desi Hoon, Too Pardesee, Phir Bhee Dhadakan Hai Ek Jesee

Are, Ye Madrasi, Vo Punjabi, Har Taale Kee Hai Ek Chaabi
Pyaar Ke Maare, Saba Bechaare, Gore, Kaale, Ye Matvaale

Are, Worker Ho Ya Maalik Mill Ka
Worker Ho Ya Maalik Mill Ka
Raat Ka Pyaasaa, Bhookha Din Ka
Too Aa, Naa Ghabara

Udhaar Naa Chadhaao Kabhi, Paise Saath Lao Abhee
Abhee Ye Dukaan Hai Khulee
Ke Pehlee-pehlee Bikri Meri, Bechuun Main To Sasti

Zaraa Pee Aur Jee

Gharwaalon Kee Yaad Sataae
Gharwaalon Kee Yaad Sataae Ya Aankhon Mein Ansu Aaye
Hamko Dekho, Ghunt Hansee Ke Pee Kar Hum Kaise Muskaae

O-ho-ho, O-ho-ho
Aa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Ismein Kithne Raaj Chupe Hain, Pucho Mere Dil Se Tum
Baithe-baithe Mehafil Se Hota Hai Kaise Koyi Gum

Are, Duniyaa Saaree Hill Jaaegee
Are, Duniyaa Saaree Hill Jaaegee
Fati Jeb Bhee Sil Jaaegee
Aa, Too Ban Jaa Raaja

Are, Lafada Naa Karo Kabhi, Jhagada Naa Karo Kabhi
ਭੰਗੜਾ To Paao Zaraa Jet Jee
Are, ਬੱਲੇ-ਬੱਲੇ, Batch Ke, Kaheen Duube Naa Ye Kashtee

Zaraa Pee Aur Jee
Kehtha Ye Tony

H-hey, Come On, Madam, Ha-ha
Come On Mister, Haan, Pakadaa, Aao Brother
Are, Aao Naa Sister, Bolo, cheers