Lekin Bachhpann Mein Tumhein Ek Kahani Sunata Tha
Persian Samrajya Ke Sultaan Ko Chhahe Kitni Bhi Mushkil Kyun Na Aaye
Wo Apni Khookhaar Sena Ko Bina Bataye Sirf Ek Ko Kehta Tha

Mechanic Ko Spanner Do, Wrench Do
To Kaise Istemaal Karna Hai, Janta Hai
Gun Doge To Kya Karega? (hahahaha)

Abe O, Andha Hai Kya? Dikhai Nahi Deta?
Sorry Bhai, Main Peeche Leta Hoon
Ek Entry Karni Hai

Sultaan Jo Bhi Chhahe
Wo Use Laakar Deta Tha
Aur Jo Na Chhahe
Wo Use Mita Deta Tha

Wait, Wait, Wait
I Need A Drink
Daaru Hai Kya?
Bas Itna He?

Mannar Rani Se Kaho Ke sirf Gate Per Nahi
Poore Khansaar Mein High-alert Mein Rahein
Khansaar Mein Calculator Rakh Ke Kuch Bhi Calculate Nahi Kar Sakte
Khansaar Ab Laal Hoga
Isliye Jo Calculate He Na Ho Paaye, Aisa Pagal Laaya Hoon
Ya To Dehekti Aag Se, Nahi To Inke Khoon Se

Uska Naam?
Yaad Hai, Kaka

Khansaar Ne Bahuton Ki Kahani Badli Hai
Per Khansaar Ki Kahani Tab Badli
Jab Do Jigri Dost Kattar Dushman Ban Gye